Things Learned in A Cruise....

Brian had an idea to compile a list of things we learned on the cruise. Everyone wrote down something so here goes.

-I still feel like I am rocking and I have been off the boat for two days.

-Hotel rooms are non-refundable but plane tickets are...go figure?

-Adults have "adult chemicals" and are therefore not allowed in the kiddie pool...It made sense at the time:)

-No matter how hard you wish a granola bar on the airplane tastes nothing like the lobster on the boat!

-Cruising gives a new meaning to second helpings and thirds.

-A bucket if coors is cheaper than a shot of tequila.

-A round of Tequila in Ensenada is Costs less than a bucket of coors on the boat.

-Robyn has a strange interest in hidden henna.

-A smoothie is not always something you drink.

-Someone should tell the cruise director about 2 ply that stuff barely qualifies as 1/2 ply.

-Chelsi, Chelsi, Chelsi...

-Don't make eye contact with the sombrero guy.

-The front desk has an unlimited supply of sea-sick medication.

-Stand up before you flush or the suction may suck you down the chute

-The bottle of water in your room costs more that a drink at the bar.

-Bring your own conditioner they only stock shampoo and shower gel in the shower

-Make sure the showerhead is angled correctly or you'll find the curtain attached to your butt.

-4 people can get ready for dinner at the same time in an inside cabin.

-1 8x10 picture is $30 but a 5X7 and 4 wallets is only $10

-If the bartender knows your name and your drink you've been drinking too much.

-Getting to the hot tub before 8 am is wrong.

-How many can fit in the hot tub anyway?

-Cheers gah gah gah

-Don't underestimate how late your parents and grandparents can party....

-The cruise ship is the only time you will find men entering a hairy chest contest in speedos and find it funny.

-You can catch so many fish that you get tired of pulling them in.

-Cruise ship cabins do not have clocks you may find yourself feeling like it is time to get up to only realize after showering and getting dressed it is 4:30 am not 7:30 Bummer!!

Last and final thing learned cruise are a lot more fun then I ever thought they could be!!